June 22, 2009

Grandmas don't know everything...
Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her:'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sex, darling.'Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sex. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'

June 17, 2009




Innocence

friendship
Divine

Departure


Compassion



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June 11, 2009

We believe that all men are created equal because they are created in the image of God.
- Harry S. Truman
Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions.
- John F. Kennedy
Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous, love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end.
Keep your chin up, someday there will be happiness again.

- Robin Hood

"You think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you. But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew."

- Pocahontas
Remember: Always let your conscience be your guide.

- Pinocchio
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

- Winnie the Pooh
The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it.
- The Lion King
Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.

- The Land Before Time
You have forgotten who you are and so forgotten me. Look inside yourself. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the circle of life.

-- The Lion King
~ If only I could make him understand, I just don't see the way he does, I just don't see how a world would make such wonderful things, could be bad.~
Ariel
Have faith in your dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.

-- Cinderella
"Second to the right, and straight on till morning."
- Peter Pan & Capt. James T Kirk
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if only you try!-- Dr. Seuss
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!-- Dr. Seuss
And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.-- Dr. Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel...
Because those that matter.... don't mind...
And those that mind... don't matter."
-Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr.. Seuss)
"Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

June 10, 2009



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June 09, 2009

'When You're Down to Nothing, God's up to Something'
'Worry looks around, sorry looks back, Faith looks up.'
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.]
and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead.
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

June 08, 2009

Just Announced - IKEA to take over GM

IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM, AND TO SELL CARS.
WE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE.......................

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I will lift up my eyes to the hills—from whence comes my help? My help comes from the Lord, Who made heaven and earth. Psalm 121:1
The LORD gives strength to his people; the LORD blesses his people with peace.
Psalm 29:11
Heal me, O LORD, and I will be healed; save me and I will be saved, for you are the one I praise.
Jeremiah 17:14 NIV

June 07, 2009

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson