The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life.
May 12, 2011
May 03, 2011
"Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street. She's the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick and perfume that she wore. She's the cool hand on your brow when you're not feeling well. She's your breath in the air on a cold winter's day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow. She is Christmas morning. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. She's crystallized in every teardrop. A mother shows every emotion .......... happiness, sadness, fear, jealousy, love, hate, anger, helplessness, excitement, joy, sorrow... and all the while, hoping and praying you will only know the good feelings in life. She's the place you came from, your first home, and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love; your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space...not even death!"
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"Mothers hold their children hands for a while - their hearts forever."
Author: Unknown
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"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."
Author: Abraham Lincoln
""A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.""
Author: Cardinal Mermillod
""A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.""
Author: Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"May the hinges of friendship never rust, nor the wings of love lose a feather."
Author: E. B. Ramsey
"Liberty, one of he most valuable blessings that heaven has bestowed upon mankind."
Author: unknown
"Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things."
Author: Unknown
"Dreams soar on the wings of imagination"
Author: Unknown
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.""
Author: Kurt Cobain
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""Just living isn't enough," said the butterfly, "one must also have freedom, sunshine, and a little flower.""
Author: Hans Christian Anderson
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